幽默英文笑话短文带翻译(3篇)
笑话一：The Late Delivery
One day, a UPS delivery guy was trying to deliver a package to an apartment complex. He knocked on one door after another but no one answered. Finally, he decided to leave the package at the reception desk. The next morning, the same customer called UPS angrily. "Why didn't you knock on my door? I was home all day!" the man shouted. The delivery guy replied calmly, "I did knock, sir. But your dog barked so loudly that I thought it was a burglar!"
翻译：
一天，一个UPS快递员试图将包裹送到一个公寓楼里。他敲了一扇又一扇门，但没人回应。最后，他决定把包裹放在前台。第二天早上，同一个顾客愤怒地打电话给UPS。“你为什么没敲我的门？我一整天都在家！”男人喊道。快递员平静地回答：“我确实敲了，先生。但你的狗叫得太凶了，我以为是小偷！”
笑话二：The Perfect Job
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I need a job. Do you have any openings?" The bartender replies, "Well, we do have one position available... but it's for a professional liar." The man thinks for a moment and then says, "I think I can handle that!" A week later, the man comes back looking sad. "What happened?" asks the bartender. The man sighs and says, "Turns out being a liar is harder than it looks!"
翻译：
一个人走进酒吧，对酒保说：“我需要一份工作。你们有空缺吗？”酒保回答：“嗯，我们确实有一个职位空缺……但那是职业撒谎者的岗位。”这个人想了一会儿，然后说：“我想我能胜任！”一周后，这个人愁眉苦脸地回来了。“怎么了？”酒保问。这个人叹了口气说：“原来当个撒谎者比看起来难多了！”
笑话三：The Expert Advice
An old woman goes to see her doctor. She tells him she has trouble sleeping at night. The doctor examines her carefully and says, "There's nothing wrong with you physically. You just need to relax more. Here's what I suggest: every night before bed, drink a glass of warm milk and listen to some soft music." The next day, the woman returns to the doctor's office. "Doctor," she says, "I followed your advice last night. I drank warm milk, listened to soft music, and even counted sheep... but I still couldn't sleep!" The doctor smiles and says, "Ah, but did you count them backward?"
翻译：
一位老妇人去看医生。她告诉医生晚上很难入睡。医生仔细检查后说：“你的身体没什么问题。你只是需要放松些。我建议你每晚睡觉前喝一杯温牛奶，听些轻音乐。”第二天，这位女士回到医生的办公室。“医生，”她说，“昨晚我按照您的建议做了。我喝了温牛奶，听了轻音乐，甚至数羊了……但我还是睡不着！”医生微笑着说：“啊，但你有没有倒着数呢？”
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希望你喜欢这些笑话！
